ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Houston, we have a blender
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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