so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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