You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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