So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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