she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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