I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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