His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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