afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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