and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
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