Just cropdusted the office
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
