hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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