He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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