shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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