This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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