you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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