I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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