More tranny stories later!
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
Randomize
