So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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