If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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