the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Fuck appropriateness.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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