I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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