sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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