she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Randomize
