if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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