did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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