so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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