he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
The power of my boobs compel you
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
Randomize
