Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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