You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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