Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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