you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
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