the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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