The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
You don't make any sense
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