i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
You smell like stripper and shame
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
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