turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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