I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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