I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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