I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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