Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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