Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
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