We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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