listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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