I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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