Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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