we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
