im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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