I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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