That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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