in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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