Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
We left the knife in your bed.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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